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THE DARK DOORS IS PERFORMED BY:
Perry Berline
Sugar May
Angela Naomi
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EPISODE ONE: "A Doorman Always Knocks, ...First"
EPISODE TWO: "Face Full of Tiger"
EPISODE THREE. "Infinite Staircase"
EPISODE FOUR. "Birth of an Echo"
SEASON ONE IS HERE!Ready for a trip to the dark, twisted, and fabulously weird underbelly of 1985 New Orleans? Meet John Dark, the cross-dressing exorcist who makes death look downright sexy. They call him a "doorman," walking the line between our world and the other place—the dark place. With Leighton, the lovable priest who may have gotten in over his head, a foul-mouthed muscle named Bruiser, and a blind white cat that sees more than the living, John’s crew is the last thing standing between you and a nightmare—well, if he’s not too busy touching up his lipstick.No matter how grotesque the haunt, John shows up dressed like he’s ready for a high-fashion funeral—killer heels, smoky eyes, and the darkest shade of sass this side of any dimension. The hair? All his. The attitude? Unstoppable. He may be battling demonic possessions and sentient houses, but nothing escapes John’s razor-sharp wit—or his taste for stealing things. Because, honey, death might be messy, but that doesn’t mean John can’t look delicious!In The Crawley House, things get real twisted when a senator’s daughter vanishes, possibly consumed by the walls of a sentient mansion that’s doing some very freaky renovations on anyone who steps inside. Body parts mutate, houses breathe, and nothing is as it seems. Is it voodoo? A dimensional tear? Or is it just some real messed-up mold? Either way, John’s going in deep. Real deep.Created by queer writer and 80s sleaze master Perry Berline, THE DARK DOORS drips with dark humor, brutal horror, and a filthy, fabulous vibe that screams “ALT-GOTH-NEW WAVE-HORROR-CHEESEFEST-YES-YES-YES!” So, get ready, darling—this isn’t your grandma’s ghost story. It’s twisted, it’s hot, and it’s going to leave you begging for more.